A New Dawn Approaches!

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Rev has become a self facilitating media node and the website from here on in is going to be totally f**king Mexico! 


 News time....news news news time!

First social of the season announced!


Johnny E and Twiz are hosting a Barbie at the Clyde post match on saturday the 12th. A mere five pounds will buy you a tasty meal and help the club going forward! We need to know numbers ASAP so please reply to the Teamer invite and get the cash to Johnny next saturday!


First team secure midweek win!

Retainers beat Easton Cowboys Reserves 3-1 having trailed 1-0 at half time in the midweek game. Coach Tom writes:

'First half, we invited pressure on and sadly conceded due to giving them a lot of space to create the goal. To his credit Shaun had a great game in goal and made some fantastic saves to keep us in the game.

Second half we asked for more fire and passion and changed it to 4-4-2, bringing on Hew and Jamie. AJ moved to the left, leaving Johnny G and Vach in the middle. We started to press more and gave their defence a much tougher test.

First goal came from a Hew throw in long into the box. Their goalkeeper flapped over it and AJ popped it in to equalise.

Second came from their goal kick. Johnny G header, Hew latched onto it and lobbed the keeper for a quite tasty second!

The winner was from another long throw from Hew which found the head of Johnny G for the third goal. Helmi came on second half towards the end and helped to add some pace and fire.

Overall, the second half was a a major improvement and the team showed more desire. A good return to winning ways! Proud of them all.' 

May the Brian be with you

The one and only Brian May, one of the originals and the ultimate G&W warrior sends a pre-season message to the class of 2015

'Dear Lads.  I trust you have all enjoyed a good summer. Now the hard graft begins. Lets all pull together to re-establish ourselves as a leading respected Downs League Club and make promotion back to the first division a must. Hard work, belief in your own ability and encouraging each other on and off the field will make such a difference to achieving that aim. May I wish both teams and the managers every success for the new season.  Good luck on Saturday. Regards, Brian.'




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